The Dark Blog of the Sith

I suppose it had to happen. Apparently Darth Vader, obviously preparing for his grand appearance in Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, has his own blog. And like most blogs out there, it's a snapshot into the mind of the writer - in this particular case, an unholy hybrid of man, machine, and conduit of The Force. A snippet:

"You believe the new probe droids will be effective, then, my master?"

"I am not concerned with droids," he replied. "Rather, I have foreseen these events. The strings of the Force grow taut, and soon we shall play a tune upon them, Lord Vader. It will be a dirge for the rebellion that will initiate the second age of this New Order."

Man, that guy loves the sound of his own voice! Luckily no one can see me roll my eyes behind this masque.

Heh.