About "the Book"

Okay, for those of you new to the BBoF, let me elaborate on what exactly "The Book" is. A few years ago, our little ragtag freakshow acquired a spiral-bound journal with cherubs on the cover. Giggling at the absurdity of a bunch of perverts and oddballs owning such a cute thing, we decided to take it with us whenever we'd meet up and defile it with whatever our fevered minds thought was amusing at the time. On occasion, we've forgotten to take the book with us, so whenever we thought of something that struck us as being particularly amusing and didn't have it, we'd all shout out: "Where's the Book?!"

Things that have gone in the book:

• The mystery of Joe's Sweaty Right Hand
• Grandmaphrodites
• Little-known cheesecake flavors (e.g. Cottage Cheesecake, String Cheesecake, Tuna Casserole Cheesecake - yum!)
• Kentucky Fried Rooster: Buckets o' Cock!
• Stripper Heckling
• Delayed Spit-takes
• Pounding shots of half & half
• Sex with women with party favors in their mouths (e.g. kazoos, slide whistles, and the like)
• Star Wars porn names (Chewboxa)
• Nerd Sexual Dysfunction ("I experienced packet-loss while doing some peer-to-peer! Quick! Ping my IP!")
• Fran Drescher: porn star
• Taking Crazy Straws to wine tastings
• Jew-Jitsu: The Hassidic art of self-defense

And many more! Order now - operators are standing by!

Where's the book?!

The book, a mysterious collection of random musings by friends, has found its way online. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading. You may laugh so hard that you cause yourself bodily harm. That would be bad. Not strong bad. Just regular bad. Enjoy your stay.